Bank Robbers are Dumb.

                                                             

A homeless man (douche) robbed two banks this weekend, making off with a total of about $3800. After leaving the scene of the second robbery on Sunday, he changed out of his clothes several blocks away. However, he left his wallet in the clothing he left behind. His wallet with over 5 forms of identification, including a Social Security card, and his BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

Seriously? People are seriously this dumb?

He wore latex gloves for god’s sake. He clearly did SOME planning, so why leave his wallet. Why take your birth certificate on a damn bank job? He’s homeless, you say. He has to carry that shit with him, because he has nowhere to stay.

Well how about maybe stashing your myriad forms of identification somewhere, before embarking on your quest to be the next D.B. Cooper?

Apparently, it’s too much to ask.